Be warned – do not allow young children to read this post for various reasons such as finding out things they shouldn’t. You see, BattleDad and I have recently done one of the cruellest things to BattleKid so far. Let me tell you the story…
The other night after our usual swim, we went to our restaurant on site for dinner. Ricardo, the chef, opened the kitchen for us as we are residents, despite it being closed. We had a lovely dinner together, just the three of us. After our meal, BattleDad went to pay and took BattleKid with him. They came back with BattleKid smiling and licking a push pop. You know the sweets that have a stick full of sugary goodness that you push up as you eat or lick it.
I was horrified. BattleKid has hardly ever had sweets and sugar affects him in a massive way. As it was late, I was worried it would keep him awake, especially as it was getting close to bedtime. We let him enjoy it as we walked home but as soon as we arrived it was confiscated with the promise of him having it the next day.
Well, that wasn’t going to happen. BattleDad and I agreed that we couldn’t give it back to him the next day and I said it was going in the bin. “We can’t do that to him” BattleDad said. “Oh yes we can, unless you want a sugar monster the whole day tomorrow” was my response. Teeth were scrubbed and off to bed he went, all the while thinking he would get his push pop back.
As soon as he was asleep I took the push pop and pushed that sticky evil into the bin, no qualms at all. I washed out the barrel and decided we’d replace the sweet with something more practical from our Fairy. A new electric toothbrush. This was placed beside our Fairy door with the empty barrel and a note to say not to eat bad sweets as his teeth would fall out.
BattleDad said we were cruel parents to replace a sugary delight with a toothbrush and even worse for leaving behind the empty barrel of the push pop. To be fair, we laughed at the irony of it as everything was put in place. This, by far, has to be one of the cruellest things we’ve done to him to date. Cruel but necessary I’d say.
It got me thinking and I thought I’d ask the blogging community what was the cruellest things they’ve done to their children to date, partly for a laugh, and partly to make myself feel better. Here’s what they had to say!
The Cruellest Things Parents Have Done to Their Children:
Claire – Big Family Big Fun
Snuck in a McDonalds after they went to bed last night then hid the evidence (bear in mind, my kids are mainly teenagers). We felt mean.
Katie – Mummys Diary
Well I’ve been quite fed up with my nearly 4 year old still demanding a dummy especially at night, so I told her that if she didn’t give it up her teeth would fall out.
Sophia – Tattooed Tea Lady
I ate my daughter’s Easter chocolates! We had asked family not to get her chocolate as she’s still so little, but of course, she got some anyway! I made her a hamper with some books and a chick teddy, whilst I ate the chocolate!
Alex – Better Together Home
I had a clear out of her room whilst she was away for the weekend and gave away LOADS of toys and her play kitchen (which she never played with). When she got back and complained I told her that the fairies had done it because she didn’t keep her room tidy.
Sinead – Sinead Latham
We may have told our Small Human that his Paw Patrol truck went on a jungle mission and that’s why he couldn’t find it! (We just hid it cause we couldn’t take the noise anymore!)
Rachel – Coffee Cake Kids
Removed the batteries from several annoying noisy toys (yeah, thanks for that Nan!) and told them they no longer make that sort of battery. Also told the 6 year old you have to be 12 to own a musical instrument.
Removing the batteries is known as a visit from the ‘battery monster’ in our house.
Leanne – A Slice of My Life Wales
If she doesn’t put her play doh away I ‘forget’ to do it and then unfortunately it dries out and has to be thrown away.
I admit I have done this too.
Nadine – Then I Became Mum
I hid his favourite toy hoover and watched him search desperately for it whilst pretending I didn’t know where it had gone. It was driving me to insanity and he would only play with it when I participated so I was left with no choice.
Claire – Love Life and Dirty Dishes
I didn’t want to share my chocolate, so I told my son he couldn’t have it because it had nuts in (it didn’t). He just accepted it. Now I use the excuse all the time. He’s not even allergic to nuts!
This was BattleDad’s particular favourite!
Clare – Clare’s Little Tots
I’ve told my 5 year old since she was old enough to ask that you have to be 8 years old before you can go to Disney World….best start saving!
Alana – Baby Holiday
“Forgot” to take a dummy on holiday last year and told our two-year-old they don’t sell them in France. As luck would have it, he didn’t like the milk so we ditched the dummy and night-time bottle at the same time!
Sarah – Mumzilla
I once ate an entire chocolate muffin whilst telling the then toddler that it was cheese.
Jen – Just Average Jen
I’ve given my son the same presents for 3 Christmas’s in a row! Each time he didn’t even unwrap said DVD and asked for it the following year so I figured he forgot he owned it and Santa brought it again…..and again lol.
We still have one birthday present in our shed….still in it’s wrapping. Guess what is going to make a reappearance for the next birthday!
Clare – This Mummy’s Always Write
My husband once told my daughter “That’s why your older sister no longer lives with us. We gave her back to the baby shop”. She was throwing toys and slamming doors in tantrum style. Of course she is our eldest but she questioned it for ages. (Yes he is mean)
Hannah – A New Addition Blog
My son is 9 and he lost his tooth, he looked at me, I looked at him. I gave him a £1 and told him not to tell his little brother. lol
Sally – Teddy Bears and Cardigans
My children are now grown up but telling them they couldn’t try something that I was eating as they wouldn’t like it. The first time I did it, it was something really nice like sweeties, so after that they always wanted to try whatever I had. It was a great way to get them to try something new.
Raimy – ReadaRaptor
My two year old was begging for cake last week. So I told her that a chocolate digestive was cake and that her and mummy could have one each… she was so happy. She smiled the entire way through eating it and kept saying ‘I got cake mummy!’ I’m hoping we can keep this up for a while.
Nick – Bad Dadu
Nick guilt-tripped his son one evening into liking him more by pretending to hide in the bin outside. Read his hilarious post on his blog.
But the story that got most people talking was this one involving those pesky ice cream vans:
Alex of Better Together Home said her aunt always told her kids that when the ice cream van plays music it means they’ve run out of supplies.
Sinead of Sinead Latham said they’ve gone one further with this and that their Small Human thinks the ice cream van is his bed time song (he comes round at 6pm!!) They’ve never corrected him!
Laura of The Mamma Fairy Blog said her own mum tells her two children the same and thinks it’s genius!
And Lynette of Reclusive Fox has also done this!
I have to say both BattleDad and I had a good laugh knowing we are not the only parents who sometimes have to be cruel to be kind. Have you done anything that these parents have done or something else? I’d love to hear it.
Thanks for reading,